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Joke of the Day
"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"
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"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."
"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"
"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."
"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."
"Obesity doesn't run in your family...No one runs in your family..."