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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president, and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM... It'll be like toupees in a pod."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"

"Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive."

"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."

"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"

"How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises."