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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"
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"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"
"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""
"To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes."
"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("
"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"
"A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics"
"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."