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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"
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"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."
"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"
"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
"I've been having an affair with a film director's wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, ""Look, mate, don't make a scene."""
"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""
"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"