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Joke of the Day

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me."

"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."

"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"

"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts."

"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"

"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"

"Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket."