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Joke of the Day
"Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now."
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"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."
"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."
"Gaining weight from drinking so much water? Drink lighter fluid"
"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."
"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"