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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."
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"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"
"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"
"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"
"What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh."
"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."
"An alarm clock that texts your boss for you the fifth time you press snooze"
"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."
"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
"I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits."