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"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"
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"Pots and pans set: $70. Wrapping paper: $5. Tape: $3. Watching your mother unbox and attempt to wrap said pots and pans: priceless."
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"*Buying flowers* Sales girl: Would you like the receipt? Me: Sure! If they don't work, I'll be bringing them back."
"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"
"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"
"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""
"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"
"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"