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Joke of the Day
"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"
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"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."
"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""
"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."""
"Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? What the fuck were they so excited about?"