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Joke of the Day
"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"
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"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""
"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."
"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"
"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"
"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"
"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."
"The best thing about a blowjob... ... is the 15 minutes of silence."
"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."