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Joke of the Day

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"By 98 to 1, U.S. Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax."

"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."

"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"

"8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son."

"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."

"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."