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Joke of the Day

"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"

"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."

"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"

"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"

"[sexting] HER: ok well i think we're done here lol ME: it's bc i used 'betwixt' isn't it? [typing ellipses for a solid minute] HER: yes"

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring... Not even a mouse stirred."