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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised? Probable Cosby"

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."

"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"

"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"

"There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial."

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""