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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised? Probable Cosby"

"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"

"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"

"What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook? The NecroNomNomNom!"

"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"

"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."