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Joke of the Day

"There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities warned of ""free radicals"" in area."

"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."

"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"

"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."

"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."

"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"

"What did the guy say when he finally earned the top spot on the High Scores list at the Masturbate Arcade? ""I BEAT IT!!!"""

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"