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Joke of the Day

"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."

"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"

"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."

"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."

"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind."

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"

"*sees a cat yawning* How the hell can you be tired?"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"