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Joke of the Day

"It's an ATM. Not an ATM machine. The M in ATM already covered that, stupid."

"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."

"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."

"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"Amy Schumer has died in a gravy flood she got her ears pierced."

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"