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Joke of the Day
"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."
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"Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here! Argon doesn't react."
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
"Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy"
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."
"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."
"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"You wouldn't believe how many laws I'm obeying right now"
"Someone in America gets raped once every 56 seconds... ...and I feel just awful for her."