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Joke of the Day
"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."
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"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""
"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"
"[Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay? Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked ""Casual""*"
"So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an... But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned."
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf"
"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."
"Two blondes are found frozen to death at a drive-in theater. They were watching ""Closed for the Winter."""