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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
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"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""
"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"
"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"
"It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone."
"Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar."
"How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ? They will tell you."
"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""
"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."