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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
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"What do you call an artist who has no money baroque..... (I'll just see myself out)"
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."
"I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep. Edit: WOW my top post is now a bestiality joke. Thanks guys :)"
"Someone -- always a man -- always asks ""does the ship run on generators?"" The Cruise Director usually tells them ""No we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."""
"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked."
"What was Spiderman's major in college? Web Design"