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Joke of the Day

"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"

"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."

"[while titanic is sinking] me: [mouth full of shrimp at the buffet] I can't believe no one is eating these lol"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."