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Joke of the Day
"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."
Next Joke
"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"
"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"
"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"
"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."
"What's the name of NASA's launch button? The ""Space Bar"""
"Robin Williams died like he lived Depressed."
"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"