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Joke of the Day
"Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd."
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"Somebody accused me of being condescending today... ...by the way, condescending is shown or characterized by a patronizing or superior attitude toward others."
"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called ""Czechs and Balances"", it's the only logical choice."
"Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled eggs."
"If you throw a banjo and accordian off a tall building, which one hits the ground first... Who cares?"
"Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!"
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."