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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
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"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."
"During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, ""You have got to stop masturbating!"" The patient gets concerned and asks, ""Why? Is it affecting my health?"" ""No! I'm just trying to examine you!"""
"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."
"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"