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Joke of the Day

"Somebody accused me of being condescending today... ...by the way, condescending is shown or characterized by a patronizing or superior attitude toward others."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"Why do french people love to eat snails? Because they can't stand fast food"

"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."

"""Let there be one more blade!""-Gillette marketing concepts."

"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."

"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."