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Joke of the Day

"When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called ""Czechs and Balances"", it's the only logical choice."

"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."

"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."

"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"

"First ""gay"" now ""glee."" Are you guys going to take every synonym for ""happy"" or leave us one or two Christmas carols kids don't giggle at?"

"Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!"

"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."

"Where was Jar Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movie? Answer: Who gives a fuck?"

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"