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Joke of the Day

"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."

"Finders, Keepers I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq."

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."

"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews Hary got out of the chambers."

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"

"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."