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Joke of the Day
"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."
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"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"War doesn't determine who is right... It only determines who is left."
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"
"What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future? Cristobal"
"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""
"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"
"Thanks to this HUGE spider web I just walked into we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked"
"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"