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Joke of the Day
"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"
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"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"
"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."
"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."
"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."