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Joke of the Day
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
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"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"[Heaven] Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You're here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL Me: Too soon..."
"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"
"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"
"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."
"Why can lesbians leave town faster than gay men? A lesbian can just lickitey-split, a gay man has to pack his shit first."
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
"A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with ""the look"" on her face."