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Joke of the Day

"Why can lesbians leave town faster than gay men? A lesbian can just lickitey-split, a gay man has to pack his shit first."

"Sex is like fishing... You gotta know how to handle the rod!"

"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."

"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"

"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."

"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"

"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."

"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"