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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
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"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."
"Why is Friday the best day of the week? Its the 5/7 day of the week"
"People just said ""go to the gym"" they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I've been doing this so wrong."
"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."
"When I get real bored I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."
"Hugs not drugs. Except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?"
"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."
"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"