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Joke of the Day

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"

"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."

"Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications."

"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""

"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"

"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."

"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"What do you call a tin boat? A hydrofoil."