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Joke of the Day

"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"

"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"

"Make mine a Sandusky. I think I'm going to make a signature drink after Jerry Sandusky - 10 year old Whiskey and tears"

"Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."

"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"

"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."

"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."

"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."