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Joke of the Day
"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."
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"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."
"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."
"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."
"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? ""You da bomb"" ""No, you da bomb!"""
"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."
"How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender"