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Joke of the Day

"My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress"

"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."

"What does your momma and a hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."

"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"

"I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming... But he keeps complaining about a `NullLaserPointerException`."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""