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Joke of the Day

"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"

"Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me."

"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""

"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."

"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."

"What's something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? [NSFW] [xpost /r/askmen] gang rape"

"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."

"Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."