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Joke of the Day
"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"
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"i took my dog to the vet he never got dry again"
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"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
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"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."
"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."