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Joke of the Day
"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."
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"How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard."
"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."
"Wife: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS? Husband: ? *Wife storms out room* Husband: Happy Valsenbirthery?!"
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"
"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."