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Joke of the Day

"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"

"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"

"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"

"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"

"A moral compass is just a clock that isn't drunk enough."

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."

"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"

"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."

"[grocery shopping] ""Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER"" I'll fix that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS"