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Joke of the Day

"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"

"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""

"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."

"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."

"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"

"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."

"I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie."