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Joke of the Day
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."
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"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"
"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"
"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."
"[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted"
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? With Little Caesars"
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."