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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."

"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"

"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."

"I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me."

"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."

"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."

"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"