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Joke of the Day
"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."
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"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."
"What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm? A Zy-Goat I'll escort myself out."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."
"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"
"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."
"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."
"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"