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Joke of the Day
"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"
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"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"
"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"
"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."
"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time."
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"