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"A man lost $100 bill Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"
"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."
"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."
"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""
"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."
"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."