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"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
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"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"A feminist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. What happens next? His head explodes, because he can't decide which one to tell you about first."
"""I should probably start filling this thing out."" -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day."
"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."
"""Was he better than me?"" ""Joe, don't."" ""I have a right to know!"" ""No, he wasn't better than you."" [god appears] ""Mary, what the hell?"""
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"
"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."