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Joke of the Day
"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."
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"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."
"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"
"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"
"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"