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Joke of the Day
"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."
"I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like ""Pick up milk"" or ""Pay gas bill"" or ""Stop wasting your life away"""
"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."
"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."
"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"
"When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it's an injured Transformer."
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend."