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Joke of the Day

"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."

"What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house? Alzheimer, Grandma."

"Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists? They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. [explanation](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment)"

"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."

"What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? A good in-vest-ment"

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"

"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."