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Joke of the Day

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"My Thai girlfriend says small penis is not a problem... ..but I still think she should not have it."

"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""

"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."