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Joke of the Day

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."

"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."

"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing. 'He's like a fish out of water.' You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' No, I mean he's dead.'"

"Boy if these walls could talk I'd be like ""HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS"""

"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"

"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."

"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"

"*golf pro picks up his ball and eats it* *audience claps politely*"