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Joke of the Day
"Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation."
Next Joke
"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"
"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."
"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"
"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"
"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"
"I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!"
"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"
"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."