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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."
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"I'd rather see someone on the street coming towards me with a knife than a clipboard."
"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""
"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"
"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."
"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."
"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"
"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."
"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."
"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"