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Joke of the Day

"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"

"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"